just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
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He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
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He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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