that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
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And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
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Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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