I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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