Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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