We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
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He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
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THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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