toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
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