butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
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You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
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They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
tell me about the eggs
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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