I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
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I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
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There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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