i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
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if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
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I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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