She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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