I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
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she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
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oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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