Dual....:-)
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
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He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
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I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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