is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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