Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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