just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
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She swung at the pinata with crutches
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
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don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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