this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
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Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
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I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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