we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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