Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
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Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
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Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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