My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
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Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
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You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
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