i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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