That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
Randomize
