what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Randomize
