Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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