Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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