billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
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He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
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Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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