Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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