I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
My vagina just clenched in fear
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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