actually, I'm a sock model
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
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the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
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after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
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