Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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