NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
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Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
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It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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