I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
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Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
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I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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