East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
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She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
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Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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