his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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