so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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