the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
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You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
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apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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