the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
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The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
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Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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