I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
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