On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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