Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Randomize
