Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
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we're making bets on your personal life
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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