Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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