so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
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It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
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As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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