CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
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seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
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Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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