home. puking in laundry basket.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
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