She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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