So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
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We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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