That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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