ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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