I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
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She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
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This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
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