Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
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I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
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I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
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