Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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