It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
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so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
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Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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