Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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