i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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