dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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