Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
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lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
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There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
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