Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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