i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
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i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
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He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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